Killing Women
by Marisa Wegrzyn*
Chicago Premiere

Meet Abby. She's a professional killer-for-hire and great at her job. So when long-time head honcho Ramone decides to hang up the revolver, Abby figures she's in line for a promotion, but the boss isn't convinced. To prove she deserves the job she's wanted her whole life, she'll have to transform Gwen from a timid housewife into a full blown, crack-shot assassin. Join Theatre Seven for a black, black comedy about love, the glass ceiling, and how to kill your new boyfriend totally painlessly.